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Loving the pudding I am

Loving the pudding I am

I’m 51 and I’m in good shape. As a woman, this has invariably led to me being regularly called (amongst other things) “lucky”, “genetically gifted”, “fortunate” or – simply – a “bitch”. Usually by other women (actually,...
Absolutely not obsolete

Absolutely not obsolete

It was Arnie who recently said (in his deadpan Terminatoresque voice), “I’m old. But not obsolete”. Clearly he’s feeling a lot like I am these days. I was born in 1970. I joined CAPAB as a professional ballet dancer in 1989. Its 2016, which means there’s no denying...